About Us:
Advertising products of random companies is what brings us joy.
In our hearts, in our souls, and on your display, you can witness the gruelingheartfelt effort
that we have supplied to form this website.
Not only do we enjoy not being paid to advertise for these products, we also enjoy talking about ourselves.
Our Narcissistic Habits:
Hahahaha! We have none!
Of course we would never talk about how great we really are. Instead we would op for a less direct method.
For instance, we were allowed to record one of our employees and our indirect method.
Employee: "So, most of my bosses only think about how great they are, will you be the same way?"
Us: "Of course not! We would never treat anyone like that."
Employee: "Okay, good I always wante-"
Us: "But, we are the greatest at advertising. As you can see, we don't even get want to be paid by the companies we advertise for.
This makes us highly likable. We are well-known and you're not. That makes you expandable.
Oh, I'm sorry, were you saying something unimportant to our greatness?"
PS: All quotes that come from this page should be considered spurious